For those of you that remember this conversation I had with my sons a few days ago… Their most recent objection to our vacation plans, is that there are sharks in the ocean.
At my parent’s house for family dinner…
Grandma: “So, I did some research about Bermuda today.”
Liam: “Did you find out that we’re going to disappear in a Sharknado?”
Grandma: “No, but you two should know there hasn’t been a shark attack in Bermuda since 1939. What do you have to say about that?”
Liam: “So…they’re due, then.”
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Sharp kid, that Liam! I like his style.
Dry as the Sahara, that boy.
The Irish cynicism runs deep with him. 🙂
This is too funny! 😂🤣
I don’t know. He may have something there!
Ugh…I’m wearing shark repellent.
Cue Adam West and the Batman theme music!!!
OMG, I can’t wait.
Sharks aren’t so bad, but whatever you do, don’t step on a Stonefish. A Stonefish sting can ruin your whole day.
I will be wearing steel shoes. That shouldn’t be an issue, right? 🙂
HA HA HA!
Liam should know that becoming a devout follower of my own mother’s “Worst Case Scenario” School of Life leads one towards becoming just about one of the more un-fun individuals ever known on this small blue-green little planet spinning away in a cosmic void of disease and meteor strikes which are due any moment now so you might as well just go ahead and jump in the water but she doesn’t see it that way so she never goes in the water blah blah blah…
Did I leave anything out…?
I think she left out that also shouldn’t eat egg salad you didn’t make yourself, because that shit is DANGEROUS. 🙂
😁 😁 😁