Matthew: Did I tell you that BJ had a heart attack?
Me: No! Is he okay?
Matthew: Dude almost dies two weeks ago, and then he posts that he had THIS for lunch.
Me: Yeah, that is NOT on the heart patient menu.
Matthew: This is the equivalent of saying, “I just got rid of my syphilis, time to rawdog some hoes!”
Me: I’m pretty sure, after a heart attack, they advise against rawdogging hoes, as well.
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 
Also on the banned list:
Rawhogging does
Drawrogging yo’s
and…
Hawdogging roes.
You have been warned!
You’re taking ALL my fun.
Mom, why is raw dog in your search engine?
Fisticuffs.
Ahh.
I’m the worst, and I ruin everything.
My friend has pulmonary hypertension and the drug they have him taking large doses of is basically Viagra. This prompted his ex-girlfriend to mutter something about coals to Newcastle…
HA!!! Best side effects ever.
Your too funny Meg! lol…:)
It comes from all the time I’ve spent NOT rawdogging the hoes. 🙂
😉 lol…
BJ could apparently use some help with spelling too…
Yeah, that annoyed me, too.
Yeah, but there are ways to die and ways to die…
Sooooooo true.
Some people just never learn… given a second chance and he is going to blow it. Sounds like my husband’s uncle 😦
At least he’ll die full, I guess.