Matthew: Did I tell you that BJ had a heart attack?
Me: No! Is he okay?
Matthew: Dude almost dies two weeks ago, and then he posts that he had THIS for lunch.
Me: Yeah, that is NOT on the heart patient menu.
Matthew: This is the equivalent of saying, “I just got rid of my syphilis, time to rawdog some hoes!”
Me: I’m pretty sure, after a heart attack, they advise against rawdogging hoes, as well.
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Also on the banned list:
You have been warned!
You’re taking ALL my fun.
Mom, why is raw dog in your search engine?
I’m the worst, and I ruin everything.
My friend has pulmonary hypertension and the drug they have him taking large doses of is basically Viagra. This prompted his ex-girlfriend to mutter something about coals to Newcastle…
HA!!! Best side effects ever.
Your too funny Meg! lol…:)
It comes from all the time I’ve spent NOT rawdogging the hoes. 🙂
BJ could apparently use some help with spelling too…
Yeah, that annoyed me, too.
Yeah, but there are ways to die and ways to die…
Some people just never learn… given a second chance and he is going to blow it. Sounds like my husband’s uncle 😦
At least he’ll die full, I guess.