Caolinn: “So my friend Ana is dating a Junior, and he seems really, really nice, but I don’t think it’s going to last.”
Me: “Why?”
Caolinn: “He kind of demands all of her attention when they’re together, and it’s getting on her nerves. He’s just really clingy.”
Xavier: “Clingy? You mean like Yoda on Luke’s back when they were training.”
Caolinn: (look of utter disbelief) “Well, I guess we know why YOU’RE never going to have a girlfriend.”
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 
The force is strong in that one.
(psssst…which one?)
I’m going to be a diplomat on this one and say both. My bigger, and more important, question is: Why would you lay with a man as evil as Darth Vader?
Because he probably talks really dirty?
And don’t forget his skill with a “light sabre.”
Darth, yes… 🙂
I’m assuming this is how they inherited the force. Yes?
No…my ex-husband lacked the charm and intelligence of Darth.
So much awesome. So little time…
Even if there were more time…it would still come down to Luke being mounted by a small green man… 🙂
Bahaha. Love it! That kid is brilliant. I read this as I am watching “A New Hope” for the umpteenth time 🙂
Time to admit I hid my kid’s copy of it. lol
He’ll sniff it out…
You’re right, of course. Damn it.
I’m constantly amazed by who manages to get a girlfriend. It’s like girls are all individual people with their own likes and dislikes or something. I once had a girlfriend who was a Star Wars fanatic. She even had Star Wars bed sheets and pillow cases. It turns out that there are times when I don’t really want to look at Darth Vader, Chewbacca, or even R2D2. Who knew?
Yeah, getting it on, on Yoda’s face…so weird.
Aww bless.. There’s plenty of Sci-Fi nerd girls out there. I should know, many of them hit on me (much to my chagrin).
LOL! I’m sure you lament it nightly. 🙂
Yes… but SHE would be the ONLY one who could get away with saying that! 😉
I wish that wasn’t true. Sigh…