The Second Worst Sibling Interaction Revolving Around Star Wars


Caolinn: “So my friend Ana is dating a Junior, and he seems really, really nice, but I don’t think it’s going to last.”

Me: “Why?”

Caolinn: “He kind of demands all of her attention when they’re together, and it’s getting on her nerves.  He’s just really clingy.”

Xavier: “Clingy?  You mean like Yoda on Luke’s back when they were training.”

Caolinn: (look of utter disbelief) “Well, I guess we know why YOU’RE never going to have a girlfriend.”

I Hope They Make A Handbasket Big Enough.



Two horrifying things that happened during the early morning Easter egg hunt.

Xavier: “Mom, did you hide any eggs in the entertainment center.”

Me: “I have no idea what the Easter Bunny does.”

Xavier: (whispering) “Liiiiiar.”



Caolinn: “Wait…was Easter the day Jesus died, or the day he came back.”

Me: “It was the day he was resurrected.”

Caolinn: “Oh, that makes more sense.  Now that I think about it…that’s kind of like what happened with Yoda.”

Me: “Yeah…we need to go to church today.”