Caolinn: “So my friend Ana is dating a Junior, and he seems really, really nice, but I don’t think it’s going to last.”
Me: “Why?”
Caolinn: “He kind of demands all of her attention when they’re together, and it’s getting on her nerves. He’s just really clingy.”
Xavier: “Clingy? You mean like Yoda on Luke’s back when they were training.”
Caolinn: (look of utter disbelief) “Well, I guess we know why YOU’RE never going to have a girlfriend.”
Two horrifying things that happened during the early morning Easter egg hunt.
Xavier: “Mom, did you hide any eggs in the entertainment center.”
Me: “I have no idea what the Easter Bunny does.”
Xavier: (whispering) “Liiiiiar.”
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Caolinn: “Wait…was Easter the day Jesus died, or the day he came back.”
Me: “It was the day he was resurrected.”
Caolinn: “Oh, that makes more sense. Now that I think about it…that’s kind of like what happened with Yoda.”
Me: “Yeah…we need to go to church today.”
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 