The Second Worst Sibling Interaction Revolving Around Star Wars


Caolinn: “So my friend Ana is dating a Junior, and he seems really, really nice, but I don’t think it’s going to last.”

Me: “Why?”

Caolinn: “He kind of demands all of her attention when they’re together, and it’s getting on her nerves.  He’s just really clingy.”

Xavier: “Clingy?  You mean like Yoda on Luke’s back when they were training.”

Caolinn: (look of utter disbelief) “Well, I guess we know why YOU’RE never going to have a girlfriend.”