Caolinn: “So my friend Ana is dating a Junior, and he seems really, really nice, but I don’t think it’s going to last.”
Me: “Why?”
Caolinn: “He kind of demands all of her attention when they’re together, and it’s getting on her nerves. He’s just really clingy.”
Xavier: “Clingy? You mean like Yoda on Luke’s back when they were training.”
Caolinn: (look of utter disbelief) “Well, I guess we know why YOU’RE never going to have a girlfriend.”
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 