The Second Worst Sibling Interaction Revolving Around Star Wars


Caolinn: “So my friend Ana is dating a Junior, and he seems really, really nice, but I don’t think it’s going to last.”

Me: “Why?”

Caolinn: “He kind of demands all of her attention when they’re together, and it’s getting on her nerves.  He’s just really clingy.”

Xavier: “Clingy?  You mean like Yoda on Luke’s back when they were training.”

Caolinn: (look of utter disbelief) “Well, I guess we know why YOU’RE never going to have a girlfriend.”

Nerdery: A Tale Told In Two Parts…


Maybe I shouldn’t have chosen THIS meme to discuss my son and daughter bantering with each other. I am a TERRIBLE mother.

Liam: “I just asked the Magic 8-Ball if I was going to be a superhero when I grow up, and it said ‘Most Likely’.”

Caolinn: “Yeah, well, if you get bitten by a radioactive spider, we’re selling that thing for a lot of money.”


Liam: “I read that some scientists in Russia accidentally made a real lightsaber.”

Caolinn: “No one ‘accidentally’ makes a lightsaber, Liam. Nerds, everywhere, have been trying to pull that one off for years.  Trust me…that’s like ‘accidentally’ curing cancer…it ain’t happenin’.”