It seems my son has picked up my love of statistics.
Xavier: “Did you know that in 78% of rattlesnake bites, the victims are men?”
Me: “What does that tell you?”
Xavier: “That men are STUUUUUUUPID.”
Me: “Why do you say that?”
Xavier: “Because women don’t poke things with sticks.”
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 
I love to poke things with my stick.
And your dick. That, too. Wait…what?
Dirty old bitch.
I AM NOT OLD!!! 😛
Hahahaha. Sorry. Dirty young bitch. Better?
We are friends again.
Phew. Let’s never fight again.
I know, I was so scared!
On the other hand, we do murder spiders when need be…
Agreed. I’m not the one maligning you…it was one of your own. lol
And, sadly, he has a point. We do some of the stupidest shit imaginable.
Let’s just hope he chooses to draw the line at snakes for himself.
Good call, Xavier. And always keep your stick handy.
I’m going to go bleach my brain. 🙂
LOL
🙂
apparently 73% of statistics are made up on the spot 🙂
A new study just came out (like two seconds ago) that said it was 74%, for some reason it just went up?
Now it’s 75! Why does it keep going up! 😉
Ahhh – but men are 3x as likely to be in areas where rattlesnakes are. So when you look at “bite opportunities per 100 of each gender”, the percentages will even out.
Except for that stat about the % of made up stats. Bet it went up again. WTF?
They have to be over 80% now! Lol
Confession. I took them to the Public Health presentation on snake bites in AZ. The Doc giving the talk came over to me cause he was concerned they would be traumatized by the presentation, I assured them they would not…and so…
It would take a lot more than that, Mom…they’re Irish. 🙂
There’s that