It seems my son has picked up my love of statistics.
Xavier: “Did you know that in 78% of rattlesnake bites, the victims are men?”
Me: “What does that tell you?”
Xavier: “That men are STUUUUUUUPID.”
Me: “Why do you say that?”
Xavier: “Because women don’t poke things with sticks.”
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 