(The man can’t even go get coffee…)
Drew: OMG…some girl at Starbucks just asked if the Sumatra coffee was named after Frank Sinatra.
Me: SHUT. UP.
Drew: I can’t make shit up this good. The entire line went silent.
Me: Wait…YOU went silent? That’s gotta be a first.
Drew: Well, I was half-way through writing her a prescription for a hysterectomy before I stopped myself and realized I’d get sued.
Me: Yup, there’s our Drew…I knew he was in there somewhere.
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 
hello meglymc its dennis the vizsla dog hay wot a silly starbucks persun!!! evrybuddy nos sumatran coffee is naymd after tony the tiger frum the frosted flayks boks!!! sheesh!!! ok bye
Woof.
Every now and then a post hits me smack in the middle of my funny bone. Thank you.
Better than a kick in the crotch? God, I hope so. lol
Your friend can write prescriptions for hysterectimies? What about vasectomies? If so, I have people/colleagues/students he should meet 😉
I mean really, some people should never breed!
BTW I love every post that Drew is in 🙂
He actually flew into town for four hours just to take me to dinner, last week, and I told him that he was popular. I’m not sure how his head fit on the return flight.
Oh, dear. I like to share my ignorance in private. And Columbian is named after Christopher C.
LMAO! Well, then, I shall never drink it again, in deference to my native brothers and sisters. 😉
Sometimes, I”m able to filter myself. And by filter, I ask the yes/no question of “Is there a way anything I say next can be construed as funny to the recipient in addition to whatever other emotion it evokes?”
I think I pawned my filter for two Blue’s Travelers ticket in ’95. Good trade, actually. I never mastered using it, anyway. 🙂
this post reminds me of this: http://www.buzzfeed.com/alanwhite/37-people-who-failed-so-spectacularly-they-almost-won my absolute favorite: hitler killed hitler.
How have I not seen this…
Sex offender leaves Westport….amazing.
I binge read your blog in two days (while at work). You are awesome and I think I’m in love with Drew.
LMAO!!! Um…thank you, and I hope to hell I don’t get your fired. If you do…I’ll buy you a drink?
There is a clear reason why we’ve been friends for so many years. I only wish I remembered half the shit he says to me.
I am 100% team drew
Shhhhhh…his neck can’t take any more weight from his head.