(pointing out a white stain on my blue dress)
Tracy: “How did you get out of the house with that!? Did you swing by the White House on the way over?”
Me: “Ugh…I was cooking and didn’t notice.”
Tracy: “It’s even navy…please tell me you didn’t buy that at The Gap.”
Me: “Old Navy.”
Tracy: “Ugh…even worse…you’re a discount, low-rent Lewinsky.”
Me: “I’m not even a full-priced Lewinsky. Thank you for THAT perspective.”
Tracy: “If the jizz-stain fits…”
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 
Hey, Monica was dealt a raw deal– she got caught a load (of criticism) she didn’t deserve!
I totally agree. Only partly because I find Clinton to be a sexy beast. 🙂
clearly you were made a scapegoat. 😉
That’s what screaming. I doubt many of us don’t have a bj we regret somewhere along the line.
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