(The man can’t even go get coffee…)
Drew: OMG…some girl at Starbucks just asked if the Sumatra coffee was named after Frank Sinatra.
Me: SHUT. UP.
Drew: I can’t make shit up this good. The entire line went silent.
Me: Wait…YOU went silent? That’s gotta be a first.
Drew: Well, I was half-way through writing her a prescription for a hysterectomy before I stopped myself and realized I’d get sued.
Me: Yup, there’s our Drew…I knew he was in there somewhere.
