(After a crazy person almost side swiped me, then cut me off, and when I honked…flipped me off.)
Me: “What the fuck!? That bitch!”
Tracy: “Be nice, she has a handicapped plate.”
Me: “I don’t care if she has a seeing eye dog driving the car, she’s a fucking bitch!”
Tracy: “Maybe she’s a bitch because she’s angry about being disabled.”
Me: “Maybe she’s disabled because she was a fucking bitch and someone pushed her down some stairs!”
Tracy: (pause) “Touche.”
**And before any of you angrily email me, I have dedicated my life to the Individuals With Disabilities Act, and I feel that just as everyone should equal access to services, that everyone has equal access to being an asshole…a privilege which this woman clearly took.**
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 
Anyone that angrily emails you obviously doesn’t really read your blog enough to know that you are not only hilarious but also a really fucking kind person, which is why I love being here. Fuck ’em is what I say.
Ummmm, you gave me a tear. 🙂 And you’re right…fuck ’em.
So wait…. the meme… Are you implying the’s also a furry? Bless, that would explain so much…
I wish. Faux fur freaks me out.
Speaking as a disabled person myself, imagine how much more of an asshole she could be were she fully functional…
Doug, you get ALL the high-fives right now.
Thank you, but watch out, as I have an evaluation in two weeks by a physical therapist to see if I can get my driver’s license back. If I succeed, I promise to try not to be another disabled jerk who doesn’t know how to share the road.
I have every faith that you’d never sideswipe me, cut me off, or flip me the bird. 🙂
Oh, I thought I was the only one doing so while driving… This was funny. I will certainly keep it in mind for my next discussion with a friend. 😀
lol 🙂
Yesterday, I watched a lady try to park in a handicapped spot, and she ran into a neighboring car at least 3 times.
LOL…I’m really TRYING not to laugh, but…
Funniest thing I read this. Fuck them haters. Being a bitch has nothing to do with any disability.
TRUTH, MOFO!!!!!!!!!!!
I will punch a bitch in the tit!
As long as it’s that OTHER bitch!
Definitely
I would never commit Irish on Irish violence.
Slainte, homie…slainte.
Wow. I’m impressed. Again.
I know my toasts.
I want a James Bond car with 50 caliber machine guns behind the head lights. That would help take care of a LOT of these assholes.
Oooo, oooo, oooo! And a smoke machine!?
Smoke machine, oil squirter and tack dropper dealie. Clears a path & eliminates followers.
Yes! And maybe a half-way decent sound system! Just…you know…because.
Just so you can blare “Flight of the Valkyries” as you vanquish the enemy!
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is a priceless example of why I love your blog so much! I just read this to my husband and he completely cracked up! We’re both disabled and definitely are NOT offended! 🙂
I feel like I got the stamp of approval on my nonsense. 🙂
🙂 🙂 🙂
I am in total agreement. There are no excuses for being an asshole. –Curt
Aaaaaaamen, Curt.
Funny story that….
I am like you. Just because you are
disableddifferent abled does NOT GIVE YOU CART BLANCHE to be an asshole!I had a friend who is deaf once. We were just friends! I know sign language and we were talking after church one day. My husband (boyfriend at the time) came up and tried to participate in the conversation. He ALSO knows sign language, but this guy was rude and blew him off. So my hubby walked off. MAN! Did I let him have it! I jumped all over him because of his rude behavior. Idiot was talking about hubby assuming he couldn’t understand what he said. HA! I almost always talk out loud when I am signing because most deaf people can read lips also so people around us knew I was jumping on him. I wasn’t cussing (I was in church) or yelling at him, but my voice was raised. He apologized and we parted ways. Then one of the ladies who overheard (me) asked me what that was about. I told her… he was being a jerk and I didn’t appreciate it. She said. “But he is deaf, you can’t talk to him like that!” I laughed at her and said. “So you think it is ok for him to act that way?” She just kept saying, “But he is deaf!” SO WHAT! That is NEVER as excuse to be rude! EVER! I am amazed at the people who allow someone who is old, disabled etc to be an asshole just because of their circumstances!! NO! Just NO!
Ha! He was clearly not used to having people let him have it for being rude. 🙂
clearly! 😛
Graduate of the Trump School of Driving, perhaps?
Has to be a better school than his Trump University. 🙂