Student: “Brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack, ‘cuz when I leave for the night, I ain’t comin’ back.”
Me: “STOP SINGING THAT SONG!”
Student: “Because it’s about drinking?”
Me: “No, because Ke$ha sucks.”
Student: “Brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack, ‘cuz when I leave for the night, I ain’t comin’ back.”
Me: “STOP SINGING THAT SONG!”
Student: “Because it’s about drinking?”
Me: “No, because Ke$ha sucks.”
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 
I don’t know who Ke$ha is because I choose not to but anyone who uses a dollar symbol in their name just has to be a complete dick.
Agreed! And a crooked syphilitic dick, at that.
That made me kinda hungry. Huh.
dollar signs in names make me vomit a little in my mouth.
Agreed. Maybe she drinks so much to wash away the vomit taste.
Oh my god, how have I never heard of you before? Hi-larious. Kesha (no $ applies) sucks.
Sean probably didn’t mention me bc he’s still angling for nude selfies. Such is life. 🙂
Well, he did mention you in the end, so I don’t know how that now applies to the nude selfies bit…
Great to meet you.
You as well, Sir. 🙂
Whoa… I didn’t know there was so much dollar symbol hate out there. I literally just sent an email to the marketing people to say I wanted my name to appear as $ean Smith$on on the book cover… You know, to have strong street appeal and shit? Maybe I should recall it…
In other news, I recently met this very funny chap called Trent Lewin and he told me how to correct the whole ‘not appearing in your reader anymore’. And WA-LA, you’re back!
I suggested he pay you a visit too. Don’t embarrass me.
Sean…love…your last post was about shitting your pants in public, and you’re afraid *I* will embarrass you. I don’t even WANT to know what I’d have to do to achieve that.
Fuck. You actually made me LOL.
And now I fucking hate you for making me type that acronym.
You love my white, Irish ass so much you can’t stand it. Stop lying to yourself. 🙂