Student: “Brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack, ‘cuz when I leave for the night, I ain’t comin’ back.”
Me: “STOP SINGING THAT SONG!”
Student: “Because it’s about drinking?”
Me: “No, because Ke$ha sucks.”
Student: “Brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack, ‘cuz when I leave for the night, I ain’t comin’ back.”
Me: “STOP SINGING THAT SONG!”
Student: “Because it’s about drinking?”
Me: “No, because Ke$ha sucks.”
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 