Despite generally hating most of his interns and residents, Drew is exceedingly fond of one of his fellows, because she kicks ass and takes absolutely none of his shit. She and her husband have been having trouble getting pregnant, so Drew was giving her, her prescribed hormone injections at work, so she didn’t have to stab herself.
Me: “Hey, how’s your fellow?”
Drew: “Finally pregnant, actually.”
Me: “Ahhh, that’s awesome!”
Drew: “Since I got her pregnant, I told her I should have naming rights.”
Me: “I think it’s best that you refrain from saying ‘I got her pregnant’, and you’d probably just name that poor baby after yourself.”
Drew: “I would not. I told her she should name it something culturally appropriate.”
Me: “What do you name a baby that’s half Chinese and half Indian?”
Drew: “Nepal.”
Me: “Well…enjoy sensitivity training.”
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 
You would think by now that I’d know not to be drinking anything when reading your column! (Paper towels, aisle 3)
Actually, I’m pretty sure drinking HELPS reading this thing. lol 🙂
But then my comments would make less sense than normal. (Whatever normal is….)
At least they’d be in keeping with the crap I write. lol
Ha. Love it. The meme, the words, everything. Was the meme another Megan original?
Nope…stole that one. 🙂
I think I laughed far too loudly than should EVER be considered appropriate.
Seriously, relieved…this was one of those that I wasn’t sure if it would just be funny to me. 🙂
Uh oh 🙂
Very logical answer.
🙂
Have been catching up on five weeks of everyone’s posts. This was the first one today that made me laugh out loud. You f#cks are too clever.
Oops. Guess that should have been “folks”.
HA HA! Suuuuuuure it was!