Today, I had to take D’Avonte downtown to get a copy of his birth certificate, so he could apply for a post-graduation training program. We were climbing in the school van, and my purse fell over.
Me: “Oh, great, now I have tampons everywhere.”
D’Avonte: “Miss M…you’re still young enough to have babies?”
Me: “Get out of this Goddamn van, right now.”
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 
I have no idea how old you are, but I’m guessing you are on the younger side. So…. OUCH!
Barely 40…BARELY!
There’s probably a smartass reply out there, but I’m not finding it at the moment.
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Love it. Great post.
Woot! THANKS!
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Awwww, thank you! 🙂
Laughing pretty hard here, Miss M. 🙂 –Curt
You would! 🙂
Now now Miss D. , mind your manners…
Come on, Doug, you know I can’t.
Not you, you’re Miss M, and your manners were entirely appropriate.
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I think when I was about D’Avonte’s age, I was surprised people over 40 had sex, let alone babies!! LMAO!
(You aren’t a day over 29, right??)
29 I was still stupid…I think 33. 33 I was kicking ass and taking names, and my ass looked AMAZING. 🙂