Any reason that doesn’t include poisoning his breakfast is unacceptable.
(whispering during vintage Disney cartoon prior to Frozen)
Me: “Is it just me, or are old-timey cartoons sort of date-rapey?”
Casey: “Maybe he’s carrying her off to a Starbucks to ask about her hopes and dreams.”
Me: (incredulous look)
Casey: *sigh* “I tried.”
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 
Is that a real ad? please say no. please say no. please say no. it’s freaking me out.
It’s a real ad, Sugs. I wiiiish I were kidding.
Old ads and cartoons were very strange indeed. And books too. People don’t really talk about the Oz books, wherein Dorothy is kind of a mean little bitch and says things like “You’re not very smart are you?” to peoples’ faces.
Seriously, they’re horrifying. All these women who want to return to the values of the 50s should be tied up and forced to look at all of them, so they can see what that REALLY means.
wow. all sorts of crazy $hit is going through my head with the van heusen ad. creepy.
Right? He better be able to breathe through his ears.