Whilst discussing movies…
Tracy: “Okay, but what’s the sexiest thing someone has ever said in a movie?”
Me: (horrific Australian accent) “Clever girl…”
Tracy: “Um…wasn’t that from Jurassic Park?”
Tracy: “You think the sexiest thing a man has ever said in a movie, was something a guy said to a dinosaur, right before it disemboweled him…”
Me: “It’s the way he said it.”
Tracy: “BEFORE IT ATE HIM!”
Me: “He also had ridiculously nice thighs.”
Tracy: “That got EATEN. What the fuck is wrong with you!?”
Me: “I like a man with great thighs.”
4 thoughts on “But He Was Sexy…Right Up Until The Wild Animal Mauling.”
With great thighs you say…
Dude, he looked like a super hero!
The dark meat is always the tastiest. I’m sure his arms wouldn’t have been as satisfying.
Cannibalism shouldn’t be this sexy.