Me: “Um…why are there fifteen freakin’ pinecones in my car?”
Liam: (whispering) “Five.”
Xavier: (whispering) “Fifteen would have been so much better. We have to try harder.”
Me: “Um…why are there fifteen freakin’ pinecones in my car?”
Liam: (whispering) “Five.”
Xavier: (whispering) “Fifteen would have been so much better. We have to try harder.”
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 
um, at least they were considerate enough to place them ever-so-gently on a t-shirt(?)? and 15 WOULD have been way more dramatic.
Agreed. Go big or go home.