My girlfriend Pam got a sunburn on her neck one time, and I blew on it a little after I rubbed some lotion on it…
Otherwise? Maybe if the redneck had a gun.
Having lived in the Crotch of the Bible Belt (read: Atlanta), it was vital to know the differences. Particularly when I had to venture outside of the perimeter (Route 285 Beltway).
It was necessary to know when to get the anti-redneck shots.
I think you need to print pamplets.
Oh god…
All right, all right.. I’ll add it to the queue. Right after teaching folk how to properly use GAYdar.
That, my darling, is a two-volume manual.
More actually… As a gay man that’s been out longer than most adults have been alive… My GAYdar abilities have reached into the realm of closeted lipstick lesbians.
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 
My girlfriend Pam got a sunburn on her neck one time, and I blew on it a little after I rubbed some lotion on it…
Otherwise? Maybe if the redneck had a gun.
LOL…it was at the airport, so let’s hope he didn’t. In your case, though…definitely!
I’m such a sucker for biceps.
Right? Nom nom nom.
The last time I checked, rednecks wear plaid.. Not madras prints. 😀
Damn it, I don’t know all the rules!
Having lived in the Crotch of the Bible Belt (read: Atlanta), it was vital to know the differences. Particularly when I had to venture outside of the perimeter (Route 285 Beltway).
It was necessary to know when to get the anti-redneck shots.
I think you need to print pamplets.
Oh god…
All right, all right.. I’ll add it to the queue. Right after teaching folk how to properly use GAYdar.
That, my darling, is a two-volume manual.
More actually… As a gay man that’s been out longer than most adults have been alive… My GAYdar abilities have reached into the realm of closeted lipstick lesbians.