Me; “You’ve hit your two-hour limit, put the laptop away.”
Xavier: “No, I haven’t!”
Me: “Yes…you have, put it away.”
Xavier: “Mom! I haven’t been on two hours!”
Me: “You have, and if you say one more word on the subject, I’ll take it and put it somewhere.”
Liam: (whispering to Xavier) “Somewhere up your butt.”
Liam: (whispering) “Nevermind.”
22 thoughts on “And Soon They’ll Be 13…”
Your kids are awesome. Really.
Lol…thank you. 🙂
Oh man, that was good. They remind me of myself at that age. Hahahahaha. Good luck.
That would explain their calling out for Tim Horton’s in their sleep.
Hahahaha. That’s racist.
Yes, because they’re not white enough.
And they will expect universal health coverage.
If only we could dream such dreams. *sob*
Did you explain to Liam that when they named it a “lap top”, that’s not what they were talking about?
I’m trying to come up with a clever response, but I’m exhausted and yours already takes the cake. 🙂 Bravo, Sir…bravo.
*trips over his cane and falls on his ass*
I’m pretty sure that if you did put his laptop up his butt he’d lose most inclination to spend time on it after that.
SOLD! Liam come here!
Time to remind him of the dark ages when we grew up. Where computers were something in sci-fi movie..
Extra points if you have one of these lying around: http://www.colecovisionzone.com/photos/console/colecovision%20front%20full.jpg
Ironically, my parents couldn’t afford one of those when they came out. We could go to Europe and shit, but not that. Sigh… lol
I’m thinking Liam doesn’t whisper all that well. That, or you have bionic hearing, which seems to be standard issue for moms.
He learned to whisper in a saw mill.
An anal response…
I thought it was oral. 🙂
Different language. 🙂
So true. One of us was speaking Greek. 😛