I just…I can’t…I don’t know…Jesus, someone help me out here…
The conversation went something like this…
X: “Hey, Mom, can we get some ‘sweet midgets’?”
Me: (whipping around) “WHAT did you just say to me!?”
X: “Sweet midgets.”
Me: (sputtering) “You don’t EVER use that word!”
X: (pointing at the jar)
Me: (dying small death…mentally calling an anti-bullying league…whipping out camera in guilty mixture of “This is horrifying and it must be stopped,” and “So…many…Tyrion Lannister remarks…”)
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 
it’s clearly not PC. and an oxymoron?
I thought my kids were lying to me in the grocery store. The most sacred of all places!
I saw some of these while grocery shopping last night. I had to pause for a moment and ponder the state of the world.
Maybe they think the word “sweet” covers all manners of sins. 🙂
F&S,
You are a talented writer, great friend, awesome mom and really pretty.
Love,
Babette
And those swingers…all over your ass. You are amazing…and you always have been. If I had to flip teams, bitch…you’d be the one.