And the angry texting continues…
Drew: I swear to fucking G-d, if I get one more page in the middle of the night to ask something as stupid as “Can this patient have Colace”, I’m going to kill someone. These fucking new residents are KILLING ME.
Me: First… A pager? Really? In the year that you’re doctoring, are leaches still a thing?
Drew: *sigh*
Me: Also, can we discuss that I’m FAIRLY sure that the Hypocratic Oath covers you not murdering other doctors?
Drew: It would be justifiable homicide.
Me: Because they PAGE you at 3am, asking if they can help a patient poop?
Drew: Because I’m running around night and day, trying to keep them from killing my patients.
Me: I’m sure they’re not trying to kill your patients.
Drew: Megan, I’m not convinced that they weren’t sent by Al Qaeda.
Me: Take it easy, Jack Bauer. Maybe YOU should have a little Colace.
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 
Hahahahaha I totally agree with the pager thing, it blows my mind that the doctors at my hospital still use them as well.
Ridic, right!? And I’m supposed to trust them with my organs?
I like this Drew chap. I like the leaches comment. I like that I now ‘know’ a Megan (it’s honestly not that easy to figure out from MeglyMc before you laugh at me).
But most of all, I like the cat on the scanner!
Sean, love, we all know that you will always love pussy most of all (seriously, folks, read his blog!)
🙂
Guilty. As. Charged.
Thanks for the endorsement!
serious. sometimes we could all use a little Colace? am I right?
Amen, sister.
So did the patient get the Colace or not? Damn it, you can’t just leave us hanging like that!
I don’t know, and now I’m upset and worried, too! How could I miss this detail!?