Deck The Halls With Boughs Of Folly

Standard
I went conservative.  Or my version of conservative...

I went conservative. Or my version of conservative…

While shopping at Target for an ornament exchange I was attending, for an organization I’m involved with, that supports and connects LGBTQ community members with peers and some straight allies.

Caolinn: “What do you want to get?”

Me: “It has to be a un-traditional and fun, bordering on campy.  Those are the ones that everyone fights over.”

Caolinn: “How about this one?  It’s masculine, but also sort of sexy.”  (Holds up Superman ornament complete with abs.)

Me: “Lesbians outnumber the men 10:1 at this thing, I have to find something for my ladies who like ladies.  Wait…do they have Wonder Woman?”

Caolinn: “Nope, but they have this…”  (smirking)

IMG_3566

 

Me: “Too far.”

 

(Ironically, someone else brought it, and it was a huge hit.  *sigh*)

The Lasso Of Truth Would Come In Handy During Confession

Standard

accord

Me: “When you get your first Communion, we’ll get you some dress pants that you like and a new, nice shirt, and you can wear your ties.”

Xavier: “Can we wear anything we want?”

Me: “I guess you can, within reason.”

Liam: “Can I wear a cape!?”