Me: (singsonging in the kitchen) “It’s the weeeeeekend! You know what that means!”
(Boys whispering in their room.)
Liam: “Shit, that means the crockpot is coming out.”
Xavier: “And that she’s not wearing pants.”
Me: “I HEARD THAT!”
Liam: (whispering) “Dog ears.”
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 