Drew: “What are you doing today?”
Me: “I’m skinning lemons to steep in Everclear so I can make my own limoncello.”
Drew: (pause) “You don’t even really drink…and you’re brewing booze. Is this even legal?”
Me: “I’m sorry…how much drug company money have you taken this year?”
Drew: “Let’s not compare crimes. While I’m curing pneumonia…you’re moonshining.”
(pause)
Me: “Want me to send you some?”
Drew: “Duh…you want me to send you some Flonase?”
Me: “Duh”.
(pause)
Me: “Kettle.”
Drew: “Walter White.”
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 