Okay, Grouponers, the discount adult toys are on sale again. (Buzzies on the cheap!) This time, I’m NOT going to judge you for getting your rocks off, on the cheap. I am however going to judge the living crap out of you for using a “personal massager” so frequently that you require a rechargeable. Jesus. If the battery purchases for your big-girl toys are breaking your bank…it’s time to re-evaluate. Also, I dispute the “Human Touch” label on this thing. If human men could touch this way, we’d completely stop bitching about…well…everything.
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 