Mother Of The Year…In Columbia

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As my children clamber into the car after school…

Xavier: “Mother, we need to talk.”

Me: “Um, okay?”

Xavier: “Remember how every time grandpa brings powdered doughnuts over, you tell me I have a ‘Tony Montana moustache’, and I thought that just meant a big moustache?”

Me: (giggling) “Okay, yeah?”

Xavier: “Today, my teacher was eating a powdered doughnut…”

Me: “Ohhhhh, nooooo.”

Xavier: “Exactly.”