The Lasso Of Truth Would Come In Handy During Confession



Me: “When you get your first Communion, we’ll get you some dress pants that you like and a new, nice shirt, and you can wear your ties.”

Xavier: “Can we wear anything we want?”

Me: “I guess you can, within reason.”

Liam: “Can I wear a cape!?”

Nerdery: A Tale Told In Two Parts…


Maybe I shouldn’t have chosen THIS meme to discuss my son and daughter bantering with each other. I am a TERRIBLE mother.

Liam: “I just asked the Magic 8-Ball if I was going to be a superhero when I grow up, and it said ‘Most Likely’.”

Caolinn: “Yeah, well, if you get bitten by a radioactive spider, we’re selling that thing for a lot of money.”


Liam: “I read that some scientists in Russia accidentally made a real lightsaber.”

Caolinn: “No one ‘accidentally’ makes a lightsaber, Liam. Nerds, everywhere, have been trying to pull that one off for years. ┬áTrust me…that’s like ‘accidentally’ curing cancer…it ain’t happenin’.”