D’Avonte brought her new crop top to show me, which she couldn’t even wear to school, and I sent a picture of it to Ryan, next to a dollar bill for size reference.
Me: This is D’s new shirt. I’m pretty sure it’s a size 2T. (Toddler size 2, for you non-parents).
Ryan: That wouldn’t fit my 7yo daughter.
Me: I know; I have bigger bras than this.
Ryan: I think Shadow has bigger shirts than that. Not that I dress my cat, mind you. She likes to set her own fashion.
Me: Well, now I know what you do when you’re alone.
Ryan: Yes, it’s all Sports Center and picking out sassy outfits for my cats. Turned on?
Me: Yes, my loins are all aflame.
Ryan: Then let me tell you about their shoe collection…
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 