Me (having a rare moment alone in the car with Liam): “Liam, one of the things that I love about you the most, is your thoughtfulness. You really take time to consider things, and how they affect the people around you, and you put yourself in other people’s shoes. I love how kind you are to everyone you come into contact with.”
(silent pause)
Liam: *armpit fart noises*
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 