Nothing Worse Than A Hooker Who’s Poor With Details


So what happens when a prostitute (name: Ciara…so the orgasms aren’t the only thing she’s faking), accidentally screws up her OWN phone number by one digit, on a Craig’s List ad…sending dozens of men to text my friend, Malka, the CPA and mother of two?




She better give her husband every sex act these guys are asking for, just for agreeing to let her use this picture for this purpose.


And this is why I love my friends.

Confession: I was actually jealous…I would have had so much fun with this, that I wouldn’t even have tried to correct the error.  *I* am a terrible person.

(Sean Smithson…I thought about you with every forwarded ping.)