Nothing Worse Than A Hooker Who’s Poor With Details

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So what happens when a prostitute (name: Ciara…so the orgasms aren’t the only thing she’s faking), accidentally screws up her OWN phone number by one digit, on a Craig’s List ad…sending dozens of men to text my friend, Malka, the CPA and mother of two?

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She better give her husband every sex act these guys are asking for, just for agreeing to let her use this picture for this purpose.

 

And this is why I love my friends.

Confession: I was actually jealous…I would have had so much fun with this, that I wouldn’t even have tried to correct the error.  *I* am a terrible person.

(Sean Smithson…I thought about you with every forwarded ping.)