Squat No More.


Ladies.  Are you like me?  Every time you enter a urine-rich environment, do you wonder how glorious it would be to never sit while voiding, again?  Do you cry, “WHY, GOD!?  Why must I bend both knee and hip!?  Why has thou forsaken me!?”

Well, ladies…argue with the heavens, no more.

A company, aptly named, “Lady Elegance” has has come to our rescue, and…it’s even on sale.  Yes, you heard me correctly, not only will you be able to pee, standing alongside your man, almost like an equal, but you will be able to do it on the cheap.

May I present…the Lady Urinal.


Ladies…potential snow writers…friends…please, don’t waste another moment.  Log in to Groupon immediately and join the other 1,000 plus women who have snatched up this opportunity.  We only have five days before this offer ends.  Just THINK of what we, as a gender, can do to improve the handwriting in snow banks across this great nation, once the urine-playing-field is even.  Today it’s the urinal…tomorrow…maybe even the Presidency.

I want names.  Over a thousand of them.

I want names. Over a thousand of them.

The deal, folks…is on.

Sex toys on a budget…why pay full price!?



Okay, Grouponers, the discount adult toys are on sale again.  (Buzzies on the cheap!) This time, I’m NOT going to judge you for getting your rocks off, on the cheap.  I am however going to judge the living crap out of you for using a “personal massager” so frequently that you require a rechargeable.  Jesus.  If the battery purchases for your big-girl toys are breaking your bank…it’s time to re-evaluate.  Also, I dispute the “Human Touch” label on this thing.  If human men could touch this way, we’d completely stop bitching about…well…everything.