(The best part about this conversation is that he wasn’t kidding AT ALL…)
Liam: “I don’t understand why they’re always talking about people’s dream homes. Dream homes are impossible.”
Me: “What do you mean?”
Liam: “When you dream about a home, it always has dragons in it, or you have your own Bat Cave. You can’t just make that happen.”
Me: “Not everyone dreams about having a Bat Cave.”
Liam: “Pfffffffft…what’s the point then.”
Those of you who know me, know that I have a deep, abiding love of something that I like to lovingly call, “real estate porn”, and now I’m passing my addiction on to America’s youth. While we were eating breakfast, I usually show the kids the news, but last Friday, we went on an MLS site, so I could show them multi-million dollar homes, prompting this…
D’Avonte: “Forty-nine million dollars!? Who has forty-nine million dollars!? And who needs sixteen bathrooms? You only got one ass.”
**NOTE: I do NOT refer to it as “real estate porn” in front of my students…I like my job. Ironically, I don’t think I have a student that hasn’t seen a tremendous amount of ACTUAL porn, but someone has to have some standards in this joint, and sadly, that’s me.**
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 