Matthew: Did I tell you that BJ had a heart attack?
Me: No! Is he okay?
Matthew: Dude almost dies two weeks ago, and then he posts that he had THIS for lunch.
Me: Yeah, that is NOT on the heart patient menu.
Matthew: This is the equivalent of saying, “I just got rid of my syphilis, time to rawdog some hoes!”
Me: I’m pretty sure, after a heart attack, they advise against rawdogging hoes, as well.
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 