Guess I know what we’ll be covering in science this week…

Student: “I want a poptart.”

Me: “I wanna pony!”

Student: “Ponies aren’t real.”

Me: “Ummmmm…”

And Only Because My Moat Isn’t Ready For My Narwhal.

Me: “Hey, when we win the Powerball tonight, whoever is the nicest gets the first pony.”

Caolinn: *eye roll*

Me: “I saw that.”

Xavier: “Guess who’s getting a three-legged pony with mange?”

Liam: “That’s gonna be one messssssed up pony.”