(Yes, I’m home, but now I have to finally sit down and write all the shit that happened, so…let’s just pretend that I’m still in the Bahamas, okay? Who’s with me!?)
A Facebook IM conversation…because I had no cell service AND I LIVED.
Me: I just saw a shark from my balcony!
Ryan: Sweet! Hopefully it was humming its theme song. Even if just to itself. Dun dun. Dun dun.
Me: HA! Add smallish (12-24″) sea turtle. I *may* have accidentally yelled, “TURTLE!” thereby disrupting the entire formal dining room, when I spotted it through the window. In my defense…it was a fucking turtle…in the ocean…just swimming like it belonged there.
Ryan: It’s much more fun to just randomly yell turtle, like on the light rail, or something.
Me: Please don’t give me ideas.
Ryan: But that’s why I’m here, to give you ideas. (And get you thrown off the light rail.)
Me: Awesome…just what I need.
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 