Jenny: I swear to you that this baby is totally falling out of me.
Me: It always feels like that the last couple of weeks. It’s normal.
Jenny: (sideways glance) How much money would I have to pay you to look and make sure there isn’t a hand or something hanging out?
Me: Oh, dude, I’d totally do that for free…but I want a favor.
Jenny: You just want permission to put this on your blog, don’t you?
Me: (Smiling)
Jenny: (Lifting dress) I liked you so much more before you started fucking writing again.
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 