Kettle…You’re Sirius Black

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Xavier: “Is there a Harry Potter Day?”

Me: “I don’t think so, but if they do make one, it should be on July 31st for Harry’s birthday or on September 1st for the Hogwarts start of term.”

Liam: “NERD!”

Me: “He said…wearing his 7th Star Wars shirt this week.”

Liam: (death glare)

My Boyfriend Is Sexually Attracted To Cinnabon Hair

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This all started because I texted this picture to Ryan, this morning.

Ryan: Ouch, she’s perfectly thin, but if he really wants to complain, she’s actually kind of old to be a Disney princess.

Me: Seriously.  What was she?  23?  Go retire, already, grandma.

Ryan: She was actually 19 when that scene was filmed.  Star Wars nerd, here.

Me: I feel like I should be giving you a wedgie, for knowing that.

Ryan: I once got into a fight with someone over who knew more Star Wars trivia.  We had a contest.

Me: Annnnnd?

Ryan: You have to ask?  Do I look like some scruffy nerf herder?

Me: Ummm…that answer really just leads to bigger questions.

I Dedicated My Life To Children, Why?

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Me: “We’re doing Spirit Week at school.  I’m supposed to wear all purple tomorrow.”

Liam: “Do you have anything purple?”

Me: “Nope…I’m going to have to be un-spirited.”

Liam: “What’s the next day?”

Me: “It’s Dress-Like-A-Nerd Day, I can do that one.”

Xavier: “You do that one every day, so yeah.”