Me: “I’m looking at my blog stats, and someone from Oman has been reading the crap out of my blog.”
Tracy: “Oman?”
Me: “Right!?”
Tracy: “Someone from Oman is reading your blog?”
Me: “Italy, South Africa, Australia, UK, Canada, a few other places…but Oman is making a serious showing.”
Tracy: “You think this is a good thing? Have you READ your blog? You’re completely offending people on a global scale now. People in other countries now know that you want to kill off pandas and have you have your bush waxed, and you’re happy about that?”
Me: “Yeah?”
Tracy: “Okay, but don’t complain when China stops letting our zoos have those fat bastards because they’re afraid of us.”
Me: “Yes, but that serves my purpose. Just think of all the money I can save our country, that they would have been spending trying to make pandas horny.”
Tracy: “Yeah…you’re a national hero.”
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If you’ll allow me to nerd out just a little bit. The fact that this blog has been read in over 30 countries makes me happier than I can possibly express. It’s amazing how small the world has gotten, and how we’re all so accessible to each other and our ideas. The fact that ANYBODY is reading this is rather amazing, but, truly, reading my blog stats, every day, and seeing hits from other countries…that’s a special little thrill.
Totally awkward and slightly too long hugs…
-Meg
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