Seamus: (Reading from his phone.) “This study claims that men who take lots of selfies are generally crazy.”
Me: “Ruh roh…having some self-reflection?”
Seamus: “Apparently, men who post them unaltered have poor impulse control and have a higher incidence of being psychopaths, but men who edit them and add filters before posting are just plain old narcissists. I always edit.”
Me: “So, the only thing keeping you from being a fucking serial killer…is a sepia filter.”
Seamus: “I better keep editing my photos.”
Me: “You better stop eating your neighbors.”
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 