Every Day I Don’t Find Jim Henson’s Hand Up His Ass, I’m A Little Surprised

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Seriously…you see it, too, right?

 

Me: “My dog looks like a Muppet.”

Ryan: “Like Sesame Street?”

Me: “No, more like┬áhe looks like that thing that lives on Jabba the Hutt’s ass.”

Ryan: “Salacious Crumb?”

Me: “Huh?”

Ryan: “The thing that lives on Jabba’s ass…his name is Salcious Crumb.”

Me: “You just made that up.”

Ryan: “I did not.”

*silence*

Ryan: “What!?”

Me: “I have to sleep with you.”