I Hope They Make A Handbasket Big Enough.

Two horrifying things that happened during the early morning Easter egg hunt.

Xavier: “Mom, did you hide any eggs in the entertainment center.”

Me: “I have no idea what the Easter Bunny does.”

Xavier: (whispering) “Liiiiiar.”

 

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Caolinn: “Wait…was Easter the day Jesus died, or the day he came back.”

Me: “It was the day he was resurrected.”

Caolinn: “Oh, that makes more sense.  Now that I think about it…that’s kind of like what happened with Yoda.”

Me: “Yeah…we need to go to church today.”