Stone Cold Weirdos…Every One Of Them…

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Picture it, if you will…the McMcerson clan, so wholesome, listening to Christmas music whilst assembling candy boxes for their neighbors, and Mariah Carey’s, “All I Want For Christmas Is You,” comes on.

Me: “I think this is the only Mariah Carey song that I actually like.”

Xavier: “This song is creepy.”

Me: “Why?”

Xavier: “‘I just want you for my own’…it’s not about Christmas, it’s about a kidnapping. ¬†She wants to OWN him.”

(silence)

Liam: (eye roll) “Fa-la-la-la-la…la-la-la-la.”