Just Be Happy Mommy Doesn’t Do Meth

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Unfortunately, every single copy of Maleficent, in a five mile radius, was already rented, so I had to reserve a copy at a Redbox in the world’s worst neighborhood, which the children were only too happy to point out, when we went to get it…

 

Xavier: “Where is this Redbox located, anyway?”

Caolinn: “On the corner of 27th and Hooker by the looks of it.”