That’s a Dirty Word In These Parts.

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Xavier: “Caolinn, watch!”

(shows her a coin and then waves his hands, throwing it behind his back, and then showing his empty hand)

Xavier: “MAGIC!”

Caolinn: “That’s not magic.”

Xavier: “Yes, it is.”

Caolinn: “Ridiculous.”

Xavier: “MUGGLE!”

Nerdery: A Tale Told In Two Parts…

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Maybe I shouldn’t have chosen THIS meme to discuss my son and daughter bantering with each other. I am a TERRIBLE mother.

Liam: “I just asked the Magic 8-Ball if I was going to be a superhero when I grow up, and it said ‘Most Likely’.”

Caolinn: “Yeah, well, if you get bitten by a radioactive spider, we’re selling that thing for a lot of money.”

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Liam: “I read that some scientists in Russia accidentally made a real lightsaber.”

Caolinn: “No one ‘accidentally’ makes a lightsaber, Liam. Nerds, everywhere, have been trying to pull that one off for years. ┬áTrust me…that’s like ‘accidentally’ curing cancer…it ain’t happenin’.”