Ryan: “Has Matthew ever been with a woman?”
Me: “No, he’s what we refer to as a ‘Gold-star Gay’. He’s only been with dudes.”
Ryan: “Never tried it out, huh?”
Me: “He refers to the vagina as ‘The Eye of Sauron’. Vaginas never had a chance.”
Ryan: “Has Matthew ever been with a woman?”
Me: “No, he’s what we refer to as a ‘Gold-star Gay’. He’s only been with dudes.”
Ryan: “Never tried it out, huh?”
Me: “He refers to the vagina as ‘The Eye of Sauron’. Vaginas never had a chance.”
Fisticuffs and Shenanigans 