Once Daily Cialis…Fighting For Boners…Two Side-By-Side Bathtubs At A Time

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(Before you accuse me of an ethnic slur…I’m Italian…I’m allowed. ¬†Also, it’s a total compliment to the male half of my people…)

Standing in my parent’s kitchen, overhearing yet another advertisement for erectile dysfunction medication…

Caolinn: “My heart isn’t healthy enough for sexual activity.”

Me: “Good, because my heart isn’t healthy enough for you to have sexual activity.”

My Dad: “What are you guys talking about in there?”

Together: “Nothiiiiiiiing.”