One Of These Things Is A Brainless Plastic Doll, and The Other Is A Barbie.



Liam: “Why are the Kardashians famous anyway?”

Me: (panicking)  “Ummm…”

Xavier: “They’re famous for being stupid on camera…like the Honey-Boo-Boo family.  They just wear fancy clothes and too much makeup, and people pay attention to them.”

Liam: “What…so they’re just like Barbies?”

Xavier: “No, Barbie always has a job.”

Me: “HA!”

*high five*


Question: How old do you have to be before you find out the truth…that all of Kim K’s fame is because she filmed herself fucking the younger brother of a D-List celebrity?  And that the rest of them are famous for being the sister of of a girl who fucked the younger brother of a D-List celebrity?