Traditional Gift For Your 44th Anniversary? Divorce Papers. Standard Mom: “I hope they don’t count my umbrella as a third carry-on item.” Dad: “Just tell them it’s a cane; you’re old enough.” Caolinn: “And that’s how grandpa was killed…Thhhheeeee Ennnnnnd” Share this:TwitterFacebookEmailLinkedInPinterestTumblrRedditLike this:Like Loading...